Swine Flu Claims Celebrity Victim

The body of the revered Muppet was found in a NYC alleyway not far from Sesame Street. Early reports suggest he succumbed to an especially virulent case of the H1N1 variant of influenza, commonly known as swine flu. Reported witnesses claim Miss Piggy fled the scene in great distress. Parents urged to keep their Muppets indoors until further notice.

* Rebeccah told me about this. I can take no credit for the idea.