My euphoria that I'll be going to the library later bubbled over and I had to post this. I LOVE libraries.
There have been four great librarians: Evelyn [Carnahan] O'Connell, Marian Paroo, Flynn Carsen, and CONAN. Perhaps someday my name will be among theirs. Then I can use witty phrases like "No harm ever came from reading a book," "You'll find it in Balzac," "What is this, Slap the Librarian Day?" and of course,
"DONCH YU KNOH THE DEWEY DESS-MAL SYSTEHM?"