At church today our bishop announced that we'd have our closing prayer after the prelude music, then corrected himself and said closing prayer would be after the postlude music. At this point Dylan leaned in to me with a sly grin on his face and whispered,
"If music before and after this meeting is prelude and postlude, does that make our meeting a lude? I didn't know we were allowed to have lewd church meetings."
Har de har har.