Thank you, Mr. Pumice

Get your own Mr. Pumice at Sally's Beauty Supply. Your calluses will thank you.

When my hands and feet developed a strange peeling-disease, you were there.
When dragon scales appeared magicians failed to banish them, but you were there.
When ordinary exfoliation didn't help you were there.

Thank you for being so cheap and for lasting so long.

I'll always love you, Mr. Pumice. Always.