Unforgettable Book. (Ages 9+)

The first line:

"So, there I was, tied to an altar made from outdated encyclopedias, about to get sacrificed to the dark powers by a cult of evil Librarians."

Alcatraz Smedry and his insane family (though he's been raised by foster parents), make this book unbelievably awesome. DIE LAUGHING AWESOME.

You'll love it! I promise you. Especially if you liked Percy Jackson-- you must read Alcatraz.